Their bodies are buried in peace..

agent_muller @ 2009-09-09T11:51:00

2009-09-10T15:51:32Z

Post-op drugs make for the best dreams :D

agent_muller @ 2009-08-31T23:38:00

2009-09-02T03:38:03Z

Laser surgery is tomorrow.. here's hoping it goes well!

Spider-Man - Electro The Human Lightning Bolt (1967 Series)

2009-08-25T17:14:57Z

The best part is at 3:41.. LOOKS LIKE YOU"RE A BORN LOOOOOOSEEEEEEER!

Man Confronts Arlen Specter at Town Hall

2009-08-13T20:24:25Z

.. I really don't understand the outrageous reactions by some of these people so opposed to national healthcare. I would be VERY interested to hear from someone who is opposed to it (if I even know anyone who is): What SPECIFICALLY do you find so objectionable about national health care? It's not going to replace private health care.. it's just an option for people who can't AFFORD private health insurance. If your answer in any way shape or form references Sarah Palin's "death council" comment as being valid, well then your answer is worthless.

Laser surgery

2009-07-22T01:37:30Z

Went to the eye doctor today.. found out I'm 100% eligible for all procedures :D :D Date is set for August 26.

UGH

2009-05-20T10:30:14Z

So I wake up around 5:30, check the news on Yahoo and see the following headline..

"Utah boy sets record by keeping 43 snails on his face."

... there was a RECORD for this?

Meet the Spy leaked!

2009-05-17T18:16:35Z

BIlly Mays and Anthony Sullivan to host "Pitchmen"

2009-03-28T20:56:33Z

http://www.tvweek.com/news/2009/03/discovery_gets_low_down_on_pit.php

Hahahaha.. Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan. This sounds like it'll be awesome. Notice Vince Offer (Shlomi) is not there. I heard on a radio show (I forget which) that Billy Mays was interviewed on that Mays was pissed at Offer for pitching knockoffs of his products, and challenged him to a sell-off. That would be an epic fight.

Speaking of..
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

F-15SE

2009-03-23T14:51:48Z

http://www.boeing.com/news/releases/2009/q1/090317a_nr.html

Wow.. the design is almost 40 years old, and it's getting a new lease on life. Though I guess it's actually based off the F-15E, and technically is only a 20 year old design..

OMG

2009-03-08T04:11:28Z

HOLY SHIT. I'm typing this from an AIRPLANE.

AN

AIRPLANE

agent_muller @ 2009-01-31T11:47:00

2009-01-31T16:49:44Z

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090131/ap_on_re_eu/eu_britain_no_apostrophe;_ylt=AhBCybHFuluvrwsAoLZCwtTtiBIF

Quoted from the article:
"Apostrophes denote possessions that are no longer accurate, and are not needed," he said. "More importantly, they confuse people. If I want to go to a restaurant, I don't want to have an A-level (high school diploma) in English to find it."

Sooo.. we should just let our kids have a rudimentary grasp of the language and not bother with education so it'll be easier on us? Is this what he's implying? has anyone ever been confused by an apostrophe?

Its a catastrophe for the apostrophe in Britain

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By MEERA SELVA, Associated Press Writer Meera Selva, Associated Press Writer – 2 hrs 20 mins ago
A street sign naming St. Paul's Square without an apostrophe is seen in AP – A street sign naming St. Paul's Square without an apostrophe is seen in Birmingham, England, Thursday …

LONDON – On the streets of Birmingham, the queen's English is now the queens English.

England's second-largest city has decided to drop apostrophes from all its street signs, saying they're confusing and old-fashioned.

But some purists are downright possessive about the punctuation mark.

It seems that Birmingham officials have been taking a hammer to grammar for years, quietly dropping apostrophes from street signs since the 1950s. Through the decades, residents have frequently launched spirited campaigns to restore the missing punctuation to signs denoting such places as "St. Pauls Square" or "Acocks Green."

This week, the council made it official, saying it was banning the punctuation mark from signs in a bid to end the dispute once and for all.

Councilor Martin Mullaney, who heads the city's transport scrutiny committee, said he decided to act after yet another interminable debate into whether "Kings Heath," a Birmingham suburb, should be rewritten with an apostrophe.

"I had to make a final decision on this," he said Friday. "We keep debating apostrophes in meetings and we have other things to do."

Mullaney hopes to stop public campaigns to restore the apostrophe that would tell passers-by that "Kings Heath" was once owned by the monarchy.

"Apostrophes denote possessions that are no longer accurate, and are not needed," he said. "More importantly, they confuse people. If I want to go to a restaurant, I don't want to have an A-level (high school diploma) in English to find it."

But grammarians say apostrophes enrich the English language.

"They are such sweet-looking things that play a crucial role in the English language," said Marie Clair of the Plain English Society, which campaigns for the use of simple English. "It's always worth taking the effort to understand them, instead of ignoring them."

Mullaney claimed apostrophes confuse GPS units, including those used by emergency services. But Jenny Hodge, a spokeswoman for satellite navigation equipment manufacturer TomTom, said most users of their systems navigate through Britain's sometime confusing streets by entering a postal code rather than a street address.

She said that if someone preferred to use a street name — with or without an apostrophe — punctuation wouldn't be an issue. By the time the first few letters of the street were entered, a list of matching choices would pop up and the user would choose the destination.

A test by The Associated Press backed this up. In a search for London street St. Mary's Road, the name popped up before the apostrophe had to be entered.

There is no national body responsible for regulating place names in Britain. Its main mapping agency, Ordnance Survey, which provides data for emergency services, takes its information from local governments and each one is free to decide how it uses punctuation.

"If councils decide to add or drop an apostrophe to a place name, we just update our data," said Ordnance Survey spokesman Paul Beauchamp. "We've never heard of any confusion arising from their existence."

To sticklers, a missing or misplaced apostrophe can be a major offense.

British grammarians have railed for decades against storekeepers' signs advertising the sale of "apple's and pear's," or pubs offering "chip's and pea's."

In her best-selling book "Eats, Shoots and Leaves," Lynne Truss recorded her fury at the title of the Hugh Grant-Sandra Bullock comedy "Two Weeks Notice," insisting it should be "Two Weeks' Notice."

"Those spineless types who talk about abolishing the apostrophe are missing the point, and the pun is very much intended," she wrote.

Embry-Riddle

2009-01-29T20:57:51Z

So, Embry-Riddle is my top choice in aviation schools. They have two campuses, one in Daytona Beach in Florida, the other in Prescott, AZ. I'm leaning toward Daytona, but I'm not married to either.

After talking to them, if I went in with a BFA in photo into an undergrad program, they would treat me as a transfer student which means I would have all my gen-ed stuff complete, and I could finish a BS in Aviation Science within two or three years (their aviation program is designed to take three, but most take four).

My other option is to go the Masters of Aviation Science route. The problem with this is, I don't know if I will have enough time to study for and take the GRE and apply in time for fall, and on top of that I don't know if I would be eligible for ROTC in a masters program. Research will tell, I suppose..

agent_muller @ 2009-01-20T15:40:00

2009-01-20T20:41:40Z

I can't believe the Bush era is over..

COngrats to Obama, Biden and their families

Memory

2009-01-18T02:06:42Z

If you read this please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want (good or bad) BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

ONE SLAP AT A TIME

2008-12-17T02:56:05Z

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS

From Karen

2008-10-26T22:05:18Z

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? If so, where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What would you do if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favorite and least favorite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

agent_muller @ 2008-10-09T12:46:00

2008-10-09T16:46:43Z

I just got a mystery birthday cookie cake! :D

But there's no letter who its from!

agent_muller @ 2008-10-01T03:12:00

2008-10-01T07:13:09Z

Check out my new default!
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Ralph Nader and Bob Barr

2008-09-19T15:27:48Z

Egotistical shitheads.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20080919/pl_politico/13595;_ylt=AnTuYGAEUz_CbXu2M6EUlZas0NUE

WHAT are they trying to prove? That they have a loud minority?

I just hope that the pollster they quote is right and people who vote for them will realize what they're doing only helps the greater of two evils, whatever that may be for them.

Survey i'm using for procrastination

2008-09-08T05:55:33Z

1. You can only say YES or NO.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you / comments and asks!

1. Taken a picture naked? No
2. Painted your room? Yes
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? No
4. Drove a car? Yes
5. Danced in front of your mirror? No
6. Had a crush? Yes
7. Been dumped? Yes
8. Stole money from a friend? No
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes
10. Been in a fist fight? Yes

11. Snuck out of your house? Yes
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
13. Been arrested? No
14. Made out with a stranger? Yes
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes
16. Left your house without telling your parents? Yes
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? Yes
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes

20. Seen someone die? No
21. Been on a plane? Yes
22. Kissed a picture? Yes
23. Slept in until 3PM? Yes
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yes
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? No
26. Made a snow angel? Yes
27. Played dress up? No
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes
29. Been lonely? Yes

30. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
31. Been to a club? Yes
32. Felt an earthquake? No
33. Touched a snake? No
34. Ran a red light? No
35. Been suspended from school? No
36. Had detention? No
37. Been in a car accident? No
38. Hated the way you look? Yes
39. Witnessed a crime? Yes

40. Pole danced? No
41. Been lost? Yes
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yes
43. Felt like dying? Yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Yes
45. Sang karaoke? Yes
46. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
47. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? Yes
48. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No

49. Kissed in the rain? No
50. Sung in the shower? Yes
51. Made love in a park? No
52. Had a dream that you married someone? No
53. Glued your hand to something? No
54. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No
55. Ever gone to school partially naked? No
56. Been a cheerleader? No
57. Sat on a roof top? No
58. Didn't take a shower for a week? Yes

59. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? No
60. Played chicken? Yes
61. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
62. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes
63. Broken a bone? No
64. Been easily amused? Yes
65. Laughed so hard you cried? Yes
66. Mooned/flashed someone? No
67. Cheated on a test? Yes
68. Forgotten someone's name? Yes

69. Slept naked? No
70. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? No
71. Blacked out from drinking? Yes
72. Played a prank on someone? Yes
73. Gone to a late night movie? Yes
74. Made love to anything not human? No
75. Failed a class? Yes
76. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? No
77. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? No

78. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? No
79. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? Yes
80. Thrown strange objects? No
81. Felt like killing someone? Yes
82. Thought about running away? No
83. Ran away? No
84. Done drugs? No
85. Had detention and didn’t attend it? No
86. Made a parent cry? No

87. Cried over someone? Yes
88. Owned more than 5 sharpies? Yes
89. Dated someone more than once? Yes
90. Have a dog? No
91. Own an instrument? No
92. Been in a band? No
93. Drank 25 sodas in a day? Yes
94. Broken a CD? Yes
95. Shot a gun? Yes

Meet the Sandvich

2008-08-25T15:29:42Z

: D

agent_muller @ 2008-08-17T00:57:00

2008-08-17T05:00:55Z

TigerGany (12:53:06 AM): okay
TigerGany (12:53:08 AM): I'm going ot stop
TigerGany (12:53:16 AM): or I'm going to end up on your lj with some stupid drunk quote
TigerGany (12:53:41 AM): I can feel the alcohol too. in my fingertips
TigerGany (12:56:00 AM): *Snort*
TigerGany (12:56:07 AM): I shooudn't be allowed on AIM when I'm drinking
TigerGany (12:56:10 AM): heheheh
Goose511th (12:56:34 AM): Jesus Amalia
Goose511th (12:56:38 AM): You've had ONE

OMG!!!

2008-08-15T06:18:32Z

http://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/store/top-gun-goose-mens-tshirt-p-243.html

I WANT THIS SHIRT!!

agent_muller @ 2008-08-12T22:33:00

2008-08-13T02:42:03Z

Goose511th (9:47:09 PM): BLAAAAAAHaHEAJRGAEKLT
Goose511th (9:47:10 PM): OMG
Goose511th (9:47:11 PM): AWSK:JRBHWEGYFEILW
Goose511th (9:47:26 PM): OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW
Johan Mcdougal (9:50:28 PM): ?
Johan Mcdougal (9:50:29 PM): What
Johan Mcdougal (9:50:30 PM): WHAT
Johan Mcdougal (9:50:34 PM): Now you gotta tell em
Goose511th (9:50:51 PM): My mom left a pot full of week old pasta with sauce on teh burner.. didn't throw it out before she left
Goose511th (9:50:58 PM): So the sauce and pasta have now turned into MUD
Goose511th (9:51:03 PM): And it's crawling with MAGGOTS
Johan Mcdougal (9:53:01 PM): That is
Johan Mcdougal (9:53:04 PM): Absolutely
Johan Mcdougal (9:53:05 PM): Gross
Goose511th (9:53:34 PM): I thought the mold was moving
Goose511th (9:53:35 PM): Nope
Goose511th (9:53:36 PM): MAGGOTS
Goose511th (9:53:58 PM): To top tht one off, they're doing construction on my building
Goose511th (9:54:03 PM): Refacing the entire brick facade
Goose511th (9:54:19 PM): So my mom left the bathroom window open (She's working a flight to Israel right now)
Goose511th (9:54:29 PM): Yeah.. the entire bathroom was covered in red dust
Goose511th (9:54:35 PM): I mean literally everything
Johan Mcdougal (9:56:46 PM): oh
Johan Mcdougal (9:56:48 PM): Oh wow
Johan Mcdougal (9:56:50 PM): That's bad

I don't have pictures of the bathroom

Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Sniper

2008-06-18T07:10:05Z

: D